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Friday 13 April 2018

The Soiree


So we iz all know that in relationships two wrongs doh mek a right ... but when it come on to this scenario I just wanna know who wrong and who wronger ? 👀👀👀

In a world of sexual openness and free love a friend of mine who I shall hereafter refer to as Barbara relayed a story to me that had me in stitches ......
 Oh Lort ...... My dawlings ..... so let me set the scene ....😎

Now somes of unnuz may know that there are groups of persons who dont mind swapping sexually charged images .... sexting.... sex group chats ... use/ sells sex toys ... the whole shebang  ... Ef your are doesnt know climb out from the hole that you are in mi chile....
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 There are also persons who like to meet up and exchange DNA with random strangers, 
and or watch others exchange DNA with random persons. Yest people that is are also a thing 
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I must say if  you know me then you know I am far from judgmental 😛😜😝.... Do what floats your boat.... once you can find a like minded person. 👌👌👌👌

As far as I know sex is there for everyone and as my darling friend related to me .......she was invited to on such Sex- Soiree. 💥💥💥💣💣💣

Due to how my friend doh jive and its not suggested that one engage a taxi to attend such events which are usually held in at some off the  beat track location she took it upon herself to ask her spouse who I will call Barry to accompany her to the Soiree .... heh heh .... 😁😁😁😁😁

Proper settings according to Barbara ..... real Arabian Nights type shit ...... Smoke Machine Seductive music piping throughout
Sheer dividers separating the participants ..... moans and screams echoing.. spanking …… mechanical buzzing throughout.

Well it seems like Barbara did not give  Barry full disclosure as to the depths of the partimentation fah she say when they were reacheth  Barry  👀👀👀 start pop outta him head .... with all of the latio .... and lingus and coitus .... inner di Soiree ....😍😍😍

As Barbara tells it she had no intentions of swapping anything with anyone she was there to watch from a safe distance, much like being on an African Safari..... but not Barry. Barry could hardly contain himself.  

According to Barbara after about 20 mins Barry said he was going to one of the booths that were there selling a wide assortment of related merchandise.... Barbara said she thought for sure Barry was going to get a toy for their mutual pleasure later in the night after the party had sufficiently revved up their engines 😁😁😁😁😁 suh she ask Barry 

Barbara ......." A wah yah guh buy ?"
Barry....... " Condom" 
Barbara........ " Condom ? ...... Fi do wah ?" 😕😕😕
Barry ......... " You know..... Just in case a girl approach me" 😏😏😏😏😏

Of  course Barbara offered to follow him to get the condoms .... when they got there Barry took out his money and purchased 2 packs of condoms and put them in his pocket as he turned to leave Barbara went into her purse and also purchased two packs of condoms.

Barry's disposition changed immediately 😒😒😒😒😒

Barry ......"Wah yah do wid condom ?" 😕😕😕
Barbara ....... " You know .. just in case someone approach me .... i wanna be prepared for anything "

Barbara say cold sweat start wash Barry and him face jus drop .... 😒😒😒😒😒 and whole night Barry jus siidung a di pool side wid him foot a swing inna di water 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁. 
Barry doh look leff and Barry doh look right . Hahahahahaha Waiiiiiii
  
Waiiiiiii My people ... my people ...... This new age love is certainly filled with amusement 


Now tell me if Barry outta awda n brite ..... and tell me if Barbara wrong or right
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