Bus the ghetto youth

Sooooooo mi neva wah share this secret ennuh but it appears that I have a stalker. Nothing dangerous though man...... this is my assumption

He pours out his heart to me, he says he is trying to seduce me.

I try my hardest not to but I can't help but laugh. Now you may think I am cruel to laugh but that is only because I haven't shared his lyrics.

Soooo on one early encounter he walked me down earnestly to tell me.

Suh yuh nah bus the ghetto yute ?

"You tv a show clear ennuh not even one rice grain".

He continued

" A you fi be mi yute dem step madda ennuh "...

After several months of similar advances i was walking by and he gestured to me, I brushed him off and continued on my way....

Hear di bwoy on the top of his voice " ohhhh suh you a style me and a last night you did a wear mi tear up tear up underpants".

Yo when mi tell you say people were passing out from laughter I am not joking.

Suh now him say him aguh get serious..

" Hey run whey the cartoon He-man and tek a real life powa ranger inna yuh life.

Hey yuh baddy trang ennuh, nuh suck suck bwoy cyah manage dat ennuh you need a Milo drinking champion boi.

Yo you need a man whey mix mortar and lay tile nuh nerd cyah manage

 

Now him get drastic hear him to me

Yuh si how yah nah bus di ghetto yute..... Mi aguh tek you whey...... Breed yuh three time den let you guh and nuh mind non a di yute dem 

Now after dem courtship deh talk truth who woulda bus di ghetto yute

Taste and buy guinep

Yo mi say......... if you love guinep like I love guinep you can't pass a vendor without being tempted. 

To compound this issue some vendors frequently shout " taste and buy guinep" to lure 

you in even more.

Well mek I dash out a warning; there is such a thing as " taste and buy guinep etiquette". I is not joking rasta.

Soooo mi spot a vendor wid some niooce looking guinep and as I was about to chuck off inna di taste and buy offer when a oman shot pass mi yow.

 Mi was about fi handle har rash ennuh when the vendor knock all the vengeance outta mi.

The shubber oman grab a guinep bite the skin and started to suck the guinep, hear her to the vendor "dis sour man " and was about fi step off.

Jah Rastafari know say I don't know what trigger guh off inna di vendor head, mi only hear when she give out..  .....

Suh spit out di bloodclaat guinep nuh ..... Yah walk off and a suck it same way. A people like you crucified Jesus, by di time you done walk and suck ,no guinep seller nuh get Dolla from you bitch.......

Look yah man my appetite cutttttt same time.

Drop mic ..... Exit stage right 

Gentle people nuh suck it and nuh buy it ........ duhhhh nuh badda try it  I-ya-yi