Taste and buy guinep

Yo mi say......... if you love guinep like I love guinep you can't pass a vendor without being tempted. 

To compound this issue some vendors frequently shout " taste and buy guinep" to lure 

you in even more.

Well mek I dash out a warning; there is such a thing as " taste and buy guinep etiquette". I is not joking rasta.

Soooo mi spot a vendor wid some niooce looking guinep and as I was about to chuck off inna di taste and buy offer when a oman shot pass mi yow.

 Mi was about fi handle har rash ennuh when the vendor knock all the vengeance outta mi.

The shubber oman grab a guinep bite the skin and started to suck the guinep, hear her to the vendor "dis sour man " and was about fi step off.

Jah Rastafari know say I don't know what trigger guh off inna di vendor head, mi only hear when she give out..  .....

Suh spit out di bloodclaat guinep nuh ..... Yah walk off and a suck it same way. A people like you crucified Jesus, by di time you done walk and suck ,no guinep seller nuh get Dolla from you bitch.......

Look yah man my appetite cutttttt same time.

Drop mic ..... Exit stage right 

Gentle people nuh suck it and nuh buy it ........ duhhhh nuh badda try it  I-ya-yi