In my classroom

So .... wage negotiations are done....... well at least it is for teachers and being immersed in the classroom now has given me additional perspective..... I will however internalize that thought fahhhh annuh everything good fi eat .......good fi talk .... ahoe.



No sah ...... off the bat I have to give a shout out to the teachers who have been at this for years and wake up everyday and hustle off to school ..... hahahaha woiiiiiii.

Mi sayyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dem pickney yah have some real horror stories being acted out in their brains. Mi want a remote wid a mute button.

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Lesson well planned ...... teaching up a storm and a student ..... lets call him student x raises his hand  I acknowledge him, he stands and says Teacher, may I please share something important with the class. I said go ahead ..... swear inna mi bird brain say di bwoy aguh contribute to the blasted lesson ..... hear him, Teacher I was on the internet doing research for your class and I saw a picture of a man, he had painted two of his teeth blue, Teacher Lee would that be considered blue tooth or blue teeth, he proceeded to laugh out in the class until he had an asthma attack ........ drops duster and walks away.........

Scene: Test Week

Test is given to the class, I mark the papers ..... who comes to find me the very next morning to ask if he got 100........ the only boy to fail the test.... Puppa Jesus ...... continue to restrain me tongue Lord.


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Class is in progress...... student stands and screams out ..... missssssssss mek blah blah blah tap look pon mi nuh........ Teacher why him yeye dem big suh..........
Me : boy what do you want me to do about blah blah yeye dem. 
Hear di bwoy ....... jam him inna dem teacher..... mi nah tell pon u ....... Prison wok dis ennuh ..... cho .....

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Me at school until after 5 marking papers 
student...... Teacher......u nah guh home to u husband ...... u good eeehhhh .....dah dah deeeeee

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 Monday morning student walks up, Good morning teacher ...... mi glad fi si u ennuh, 
Me..... Why? blah blah 
student ...... Teacher mi madda say mi nuh fi stress har mi fi wait til Monday mi stress a teacher ......

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Student:Teacher today Im gonna be a lesbian.....
 me ..... say what now ..... 
yes miss ...... teacher says we will be acting out the family and I dont want to pair with any of the boys ..... so today Im gonna be a lesbian ..........


Yes to Rasta Gaaage...... singing ......this is  the career that I chose.... this is the career that I chose.....