Jamaican romance today

I am amazed and in awe when I hear the process of pursuit my grandfather had to go through to get my grandmothers heart.
Being a domineering woman, he first convince her father that he was a viable candidate ( the easier task ),then he had to convince my granny that he was worthy of her time and maybe he would even prove worthy of her heart.

heh heyyyyyyy now-a-days , Jamaican women under pressure to rasta boogie.

It is the era of  the strong,independent and dominant  Jamaican woman and the age of the ole wutliss bwoy.

Now don't get me wrong ...... we see shining examples of men in Jamaica,  who God bless their spirits .........  consistently do the right things and and many more who may fall short of the expected mark but by George they do try to reach it. I am not talking about them . 

This is for those males who have mastered the technique of making women want to vomit in their own mouths.

Look yah time gone by...... no well to do Jamaican woman would respond to psssssssstttttt.

That would be an gesture of disrespect; but  now a days that's the better of the possible gestures.

This is what passes for courting nowadays

"Yo goodaz....... gimmi di whatsapp nuh?"

" Babes ......... beg u di deh nuh"

"Jah know ......baby .....yuh t.v a show clear eeeeeehhhh"

" Yeah you......... Yeah you "

" Jah know babes mi dah run eeeen pan dat ennuh" 

" Yo thickaz ........ we need fi be together" 

But this is probably the worst I have ever heard .....

one man was overheard deep in his courting game down in the ear of this obviously oblivious young lady and this was his entire sedation rant .......... ( and I shit you not )

Jah know baby ... mi si yuh a pass mi and  you mek mi wah rups rups rrrrrrrrrr.

Look yah mi give up.......

Reneé ...... hangs up phone and walks away.