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Friday, 17 April 2015

Things patients say

Now just like other government workers persons working in the health sector have been subjected to this strangling wage freeze. But only persons in the health sector have been subjected to the things patients and their relatives say........
Beg unnu some time deh

Cardiac
Relative walks up to worker....... asking if he can get an appointment, clerical officer says sure. Which clinic ? relative lady mi nuh know ennuh ..... him sick wid him heart .......suh a mussi heartopedic........ woiiiii

Physiotherapy
man seeks direction ....... where are you supposed to be going sir? man responds lady u nuh si mi finga bruk ...... nuh mus fingatheraphy

Gynae
Patient seeks information .......Miss is here suh a di Guyanese clinic?
Endocrine
Patient missed appointment.......... hi young man mi miss mi end-of-crime appointment you can give me anadda one please?


Paedi Endo
A mother hunts down a clinic secretary to make a P-U- Endo clinic appointment for her baby.......  No sah

Ante-Natal
Woman walks up to clerk ....... " can you show me to the antenna clinic please"

Prescription
Patient to the pharmacist....... how much fi full di description?"


Post Mortem
Imagine the surprise of the clerical officer who was chastised by a patient for losing her post mortem report .. .  
and the list goes on............I know my colleagues will agree when I say we have been suffering like this for years and we need compensation for the trauma ....

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