Search This Blog

Tuesday 15 July 2014

Golden Circle Chronicles: The Porter

Now I say Golden Circle is notorious for having a diversified combination of characters as staff members. Some are brilliant, others troubled, some shoulder deep seated self esteem issues , some are psychotic, others vindictive, some loquacious, then there are the  oversexed and also the desperately in need it sex.

Its funny, everyday we interact with each other and have no clue how our colleague categorise or perceive us.

While on one my dreaded weekend duties I was drawn into a conversation with a young man who is of the impression that he is the cats pyjamas.

His idea of romancing is to talk a woman to into submission...... Like seriously the young man must have a steady diet of chicken batty fah man nuh spose to chat suh much.

Gentle Jesus him chat till mi haffi just give up and move. I had to say to him .... Mr World women rarely take to men who are as chatty as you.

His response ....... him nuh business wat Oman wah think ..... So obviously him a look fi mate wid a goat because no woman in her right mind will want a man that daily routine have more dialogue that all the day time soap operas combined.

Puppa Jesus if you nuh busy .... Intervene fi mi. Woooiiiiii

After me a tell the fellow fi tone down wid Di mout a massy business him say ... Some people like you come here a wrench up yuh face because you home life miserable and is people like me haffi cheer unnuh up.

Yeah after him say dat mi brain immediately run outta phone card and mi jus hang up.

Just goes to show how people stay inna dem coop and a pree people going on their merry way ... Did damn outta order bwoy .......

Ahhhh sah ..... The chronicles continues.

No comments:

Post a Comment