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Tuesday 1 July 2014

Golden Circle Hospital Chronicles : Unnuh Sick mi stomach

Protect us from evil ohhh lord as we venture to Golden Circle.

Every day we leave the comfort of our homes and come to Golden Circle to endure the abuse. Golden Circle patience are very vilence ennuh and the brunt of the anger is directed to the clerical worker and security personnel.

Typical day @ Golden Circle

Clerical officer : "Come this way ma'am, pass the security then have a seat and  wait for your name to be called"

Patient : "Come Babes"

Clerical officer: "No ma'am just you, its patient only."

Patient: "a wah happen to dem dutty people yah man? Annuh bwoy fren dat  ennuh lady, dat a husband. Nuff ah unnuh nuh like see oman wid dem man cyah  unnuh nuh have none fi unnuh self."

Clerical Officer: "yes man and after all is said and done is just the patient alone can come."

By this time har face thoroughly crease up and har mouth long like swordfish.

Patient: "Security mi husband cyah come eeen?"

Security: "Miss you have to follow the instruction the lady just gave you."

Patient:" Di whole ah unnuh up yah sick mi stomach. "

Ahhhh keep us in unnuh prayers people ....ohhh fah we needs it .

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