No sah ..... I get very fraid with my business these last few days... because the scandal business it tun up inna di place. From this week start, people's business has been the source of my unending laughter and to close off the week a conductor crack me up pon di country bus aka (portmore coaster) inna this Friday yah.
Of course if you ever take a country bus aka portmore coaster you know that the driver and the conductor nuh normally have dem mannaz pon dem.
So doh get frisky and try toe to toe wid them or dem will chat you business .... whether it is real or imagined.
Soooooooo...... this slim girl is escorted to the bus by her doting spouse (we assume), who gives her money and hands over her corouches after she is properly seated , he then proceeds to wait until the bus drives off before walking away in the opposite direction.
Woiiiii as di bus cross over the stop light hear di girl inna a very stocious voice.
Ahhhhhhmmmm conductor yuh can let me off please I want to take a 20a instead. Hear di wicked conductor yeah come up wid the fare , is bills from the bus drive off the stand.
Poor girl haffi pay 100 dollar for one minute drive. Hear the conductor after she come off.
Think unnuh Oman easy ..... Hmmmm give di man a big ass pill inna di evening and now she gawn over to Joe. Then he proceeds to ask the women on the bus if any of them know Mass Joe.
Hear him ....Mass Joe annuh easy bwoy ennuh, him specialise inna tekking whey man Oman.
Hahaha no sah
People remember if you have to take a country bus ..... keep the business under wraps because these bus men are like leaky fridge dem nuh play fi leak people business.
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